Okay, so it's been said. The Aerosmith lead vocalist has got a big gaping maw. But seriously. It's huge. Whenever I see it I fear for my safety. If I were ever to be around the old time Boston boy I think I would have to hold on to something so as not to get sucked into the black hole in his face. While we're on the subject, did you know that Steven Tyler did a "Got Milk" ad? Did you know it was the stuff of nightmares? Were you aware that I'm not sleeping tonight/ever after seeing it? I feel like I'm looking at a Joel Veitch character. Good Lord.